Marauder's Map • server observatory

The Marauder's Monitor

I solemnly swear that I am up to moderately useful monitoring.

summoning host…
Waiting for the portrait to wake up…

Auror Alerts

Things that deserve a raised eyebrow, a wand, or both.

Castle Vitals

CPU & memory

Load

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Memory

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Gringotts Vaults

Storage

Root volume

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Filesystems

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Mounted and watched

Floo Network

Connectivity

Cloudflare ping

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Download probe

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Room of Requirement

Services

Docker containers

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Running creatures in the menagerie

Public listeners

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Spells exposed to the outside world

Updates pending —
SSH failures / 24h —

Great Hall

Core identity of the box and its current condition.

Security Wards

SSH, OpenClaw, and the less comforting bits.

Menagerie

Containers currently shambling, thriving, or causing drama.

Pensieve Snapshot

Recent SSH events, suspicious processes, and notable port exposure.

Recent SSH trouble

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Suspicious process watch

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Open listeners

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Top processes

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